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ASIN: B09VLGDVVH
ID #115951
The Old Man: The Movie   (Rated: 13+)
Product Type: DVD
Reviewer: Spooky & Festive Christaintime Author Icon
Review Rated: ASR
Amazon's Price: $ 12.77
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Summary of this DVD...
Kids are send to spend the summer with their grandfather, and his abused cow, the locals are milk addicts. They accidentally let he cow go, and the last milk farmer, totally made of milk,cries vanilla yogurt sets out for the missing cow to take care with murderous intent, and the kids try to save the cow from expoding from not being milked.
This type of DVD is good for...
Stop-motion, and those who don't see too much into eighties man made films,
I didn't like...
It's not rated properly, and all the milking is just a urology to a male act.
This DVD made me feel...
A little offended.
I recommend this DVD because...
We can appreciate the effort stop motion takes.
I don't recommend this DVD because...
If your sensitive to sexist content might want to pass.
Further Comments...
Squirting milk, blond women, dope, you get the idea.
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