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Gender
Male
Birthday
August 10 1970
Location
WARRINGTON North West ENGLAND (UK)
About Me
I am the Original Gnome who believes in Laughter and Fun with a satirical edge rule the world!!! I am carrying some extra weight! But its all paid for on good livin cant's complain! I am married to Laura and we have a 5 year old son named Logan. Who has found his voice, his feet, his creative side and MY WALLET. He is my world!! I NEVER UNDERESTIMATE WHAT I WOULD DO FOR HIM! AS IS HIS BABY SISTER POPPY ROSE born 23 Feb 2010 PLEASE NOTE THE GNOME HAS NEVER TALKEN HIMSELF SERIOUSLY & NEVER WILL...
Type of Writer
COMEDY - FACT FICTION POETRY AND SONG
Writing Style
COMIC POETRY ARTICLES SATIRCAL STORIES and SILLY SONGS... Slightly Pythonesque with a touch of Alternative edge.
Interests
ENJOYING LIFE TV COMEDIES FILM AND PLENTY OF BIZARRE BANTER!!! Cricket and WWE Fan FOOD!!!!
Website / Homepage
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My Blog
smegnomeathome.blogspot.com
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Favorite Genres
COMEDY of all sorts
Favorite Books
ANY that make me laugh or think...or provide afabulous daft quote!!!
Favorite Authors
To many to name however Terry Pratchet springs to mind.
Favorite Poets
PAM AYRES (HUH!) Any who do not take themselves seriously..!!!
Favorite Quote
If a man is compared to a baked bean... Do not call him HEINZ unless he really is 57! S.Emery 5/2/11
Favorite Music
LADY GAGA KRAFTWERK ERASURE CHRIS DE BURGH
Favorite Movies
ANY James Bond 007 The STARWARS SAGA ASTERIX Films
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    12 COMMANDMENTS OF GNOME  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #1750501
    A Private Eye Style poke at the bible with no offence to Moses intended ...
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    SANTINO or SANTINA... YOU DECIDE  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #1750495
    Another crazy wrestling ditty first penned in the WWE Morella is she a fella on RAW 2009
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    TWO HARDY BOYZ  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Tribute · #1748769
    These two brothers wrestled in both WWE and TNA and a ROLF HARRIS song tune just worked.
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