

| Male | 
| November 7 1992 | 
| Stranded in an impoverished cornfield | 
| Spirituality isn't something I got into because I wanted to, but because I had to. I was born with serious depression, which is essentially a chronic lack of emotional energy. To remedy this, I had to learn to recharge manually. I didn't even realize what I was doing at first, but I became more aware over time. It's kinda like how Darth Vader uses The Force to stay alive (except in a good way, not an evil murdery one.) | 
| Newer than you might expect. Still not completely sure what I'm doing. I've found words are a good start, though. | 
| A sort of grunge rock with some funk and blues influences. | 
| Learning to bind spirits to quartz crystals like PokeBalls so I can catch 'em all and be the best like no one ever was. Oh no! Another trainer locked eyes--time to battle. Ghost of Hemingway, I choose you! Use possession. Now use self-destruct... | 
| Sith Empire: if you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side! (except, like, positively, ya know? 'Cause not everything that's dark is evil. Everything has its place and reason in existence.) | 
| Hmm, tough choice. Probably the one from Breath of the Wild or Twilight Princess. | 
| Um, my own? Can I say that, is it conceded? Don't tell the other writers but I don't like to read. | 
| Your mom | 
| "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." --Darth Sidious (except not in an evil mastermind way. I'm way too bewildered to be a mastermind. I mean The Force allows for a wider perspective. Oh, and I'm not evil.) | 
| Long ago, I was bitten by a radioactive emo-kid at a Dirty Heads concert. During the song "Visions" my powers of clairempathy were awakened. | 
| Oooo I think I know what one I'm watchin' tonight... |