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Today's Daily Flung Object From The Ninja Monkeys On Monkey Island It's Monkey Fact Friday! Remember, All Guesses Must Be EMAILED TO: Ninja's United!   Just click on the envelope  . Today, the Ninja Monkeys will share a monkey fact, it might be true or it might be a load of rotten banana peels. You Have To Figure Out If The Fact Is True Or False! Hopefully, without using Google or any other search engine.   Here's Todays Monkey Fact: While it isn't common, there are several places on Earth where Monkeys and Penguins coexist in the wild. Please EMAIL your answer to Ninja's United! Correct Answers Will Receive 300 Banana Peels, Incorrect Will Receive A Ninja Bronx Cheer A Simple True Or False Will Suffice! |
So it's Trinkey Thursday! We made this trinkey for all you space nuts!   Yeah, yeah, We Forgot to put the trinkey in – whatta you expect from Monkeys pre-coffee? Today's Features A Ninja Monkey Who Was The First Mammal in Space! The Trinket Shares His Name, so there's no question for Banana Peels today. But Schnujo is failing 2 classes crested a very nice post about us and some guy named Richard ~ Looking for Luck! You can read her post here: "Note: Yesterday [Link To User brennus] Posted a Gr..." If you do want Banana Peels, here's a simple way to earn 500! Just Fan Ninja's United! Click on the gray Heart  twice. First it will turn Black  then it will turn orange  Wanna boost those points up to a thousand? Just do the same for Richard ~ Looking for Luck!  , and he'll send you 500 as well! Remember to click on the Community Newsfeed; Always get the Whole Scoop! |
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ReplyToday, those Wacky Ninja Monkeys are offering Banana Peels for peanuts. Hurry, take advantage of their scam generosity. Wow! It's Wacky Wednesday #1, THE FIRST OF ITS LINE! Please Remember! ALL ANSWERS MUST BE SENT TO THE NINJA MONKEYS VIA EMAIL Ninja's United! Click on the Envelope to send your answer Today's Wacky Wednesdays are in question form. Question One – How many Peanuts does it take to make the typical jar of peanut butter? (Think normal everyday supermarket size.) Question Two – How far would those peanuts stretch if placed end to end? a) the length of a school bus b) as far as Richard ~ Looking for Luck! can toss a Ninja Monkey (calm down, they enjoy it) c) from here to Lilli ☕'s coffee cup d) not far enough away from Ninja's United! Please Remember ALL ANSWERS MUST BE SENT TO THE NINJA MONKEYS VIA EMAIL  Answer both questions correctly, get 300 Banana Peels Answer one question correctly, get 200 Banana Peels Answer incorrectly and you get 100 Banana Peels Also! Participation Puts You In The Pie Toss Thursday Dice Roll For A Pie Toss Merit Badge! |
In Honor of Ⱳєbâ±²itϚћ is 18  's 18 Fun-Filled Years on WdC, Sung'manitu  has proposed that we all create Word Search Puzzles to keep her busy. We think he wants to make sure she doesn't cast any spells!! If you do create one, be sure to post it as a comment to his original note — "Note: In honor of the WDC anniversary of [Link To User ...", if you do, he'll send you a neat merit badge! (Ninja Monkeys don't need no badges, we're just here for the fun!) Post your puzzle on the NewsFeed, click on the downward arrow, double-click on the numbers, then go to the note Sung'manitu posted. Add your comment, including a tag to your post, by hitting CTRL V. Anyway, Ⱳєbâ±²itϚћ is 18 here's a puzzle we Ninja Monkeys whipped up for you. Enjoy, and Thanks For 18 Wonderful Years. Here's To Many More!!
The Ninja Monkeys have asked me to forward this message to ⱲєbⱲitϚћ is 18 "Note: In Honor of [Link To User webwitch] 's 18 ..." When I say Asked I mean they demanded it, and threatened to cover my garden in banana peels if I failed to do so ... |
Well those pests Ninja Monkeys have finally done something useful! It's very important to visit the Community Newsfeed, and the Ninjas tell you how to get there. Please feel free to share this note on your Newsfeed, and especially with any New Members you come across. I will post the WriteML code in the comments (ala Schnujo is failing 2 classes) and ensure the Ninja Monkeys have made the images free to share. Today should be Toss a Pie Tuesday, but Wacky Wednesday has to come first! (Go Figure) In lieu of Toss A Pie Tuesday, The Ninja Monkeys have opted for Tutorial Tuesday Today's tutorial will discuss the Newsfeed, and most importantly, how to see more of what's happening on Writing.com By default the Newsfeed open to your personal Newsfeed, which looks like this:  What you see on this page is limited to your Favorites and Fans, and let me tell you; Are You Missing OUT!! The place to be is on the Community Newsfeed! "Okay, you might ask, how do I get there?" SIMPLE!! Look at the top of the page and click on the View The Community Newsfeed Link, just like under the big, yellow arrow. (no there isn't a yellow arrow on your page)  It's a whole new world, featuring All the Newsfeed Action, and it looks like this:  Now don't make the Ninja Monkeys come and haunt, taunt, and pester you. Always click through to the Community Newsfeed! |
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Don't you dare use FOMO against me.  Unfortunately, I need to sleep. Tomorrow then. Goodnight. |
Some interesting things I found on the Newsfeed today! First: go read Satuawany's note – "Note: Ten days left in the first of the final rounds ..." She has an offer you might not be able to refuse! Then, of course, the Ninja Monkeys are chattering this morning. Here's their note: "Note: As promised, the Ninjas visited a port to wrea..." You can visit Satuawany's Lodestar contest by following this link:
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| Even on Sunday, these pesky adorable primates, coerce prevail upon me to spread their Monkey Business! The Ninjas need to get more organized, so they're setting up a Mischief Schedule organized by the day of the week. Here's What They've Planned So Far: Monday – Monkey Mayhem Monday! A monkey may invade a portfolio or two, create a review, send an award, or feature an author. Tuesday – Toss-A-Pie Tuesday! Based on responses to Ninja Newsfeed Challenges, the Ninjas will Toss a Banana Cream Pie at Select member(s). Selection(s) will be made by a Dice Roll Wednesday – Wacky Challenge Wednesday The Ninjas will create a wacky Newsfeed Challenge. If you participate, you'll get a small prize and be entered in the next Toss-A-Pie Tuesday dice roll. Thursday – Ninja Trinkey (sic) Thursday The Ninja Monkeys will create and share a Trinket, or as they call them, A Trinkey. You may have to jump over a barrel to reach them!! Friday – Ninja's Freaky Friday The Ninja Monkeys will share a Monkey fact, it might be true or it might be a load of Rotten Bananas. You'll tell us which to win a small prize! Saturday Shhh!!! Saturday Ninjas will most likely spend Saturday pretending to be in the Library — mainly because they're recuperating from Friday nights festivities on Monkey Island. Sunday Suspenceful Sunday A day to be wary, this is the day Ninjas plot and plan, BEWARE THE NINJA MONKEY! The Ninja Monkeys appreciate your input and suggestions! Do you have an idea that fits the schedule? Let us know with an EMAIL Ninja's United!  (just click the envelope). We pay well in bananas peels. You can join in the Monkey Mayhem Too! Send a membership request to the same email EMAIL, and after an exhaustive background check we'll send you a key to get into Monkey Headquarters on Monkey Island. (Just kidding, Monkeys don't do background check – you're in!!) |
| The Ninja Monkeys have some mischief afoot — So if you haven't Fanned Ninja's United! click on the heart twice, and read their posts! Or, You'll Miss Out on the Fun!! Another way to view them is to switch from your Personal Newsfeed to the Community Newsfeed. Look Up at the headings to do that!! More to See, Read, and Interact With WdC Members. |
The Ninja Monkeys asked me to share this note: "Note: Runs through the Newsfeed, chattering like we..." We really need to hire a Monkey Wrangler ... |
The Ninja Monkeys have once more reached out to me to post a message for them ... (more like demanded with threats, but you need to take Trinket to see what they have planned) It seems the Ninjas are Lonely and looking for Fans. (Please proceed at your own Peril) You can view their Offer You Can't Refuse by clicking on their new Trinket. Don't Do It! IT'S A TRAP!  |
From hellodad.com Before erasers were invented, people used bread crumbs to erase pencil marks! How did modern erasers come about? By accident apparently The First Eraser Wasn't Rubber?  I would have needed loaves and loaves! |
I've been asked to share a brief note from everybody's favorite Ninja Monkeys: "Note: We stayed up all night playing a silly game c..."
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Are you being pestered and annoyed by Ninja Monkeys? You May Be Entitled To Compensation!{{/b}/size}  Contact Dewey, Chetem, and Howe — Attorneys at Law The Monkeys Made Me Do It Any Resemblance to real people is just your imagination, and is totally unintended    |
| I have been blackmailed into retained by a horde of pesky group of cute Ninja Monkeys to serve as a conduit for their efforts to con the Newsfeed into believing their adorable inhabitants, rather than nuisances. Send help, they're threatening to invade my garden with quokkas! Did You Know Ninja Monkeys Like To Play Scrabble? Just a Warning --- They Cheat! i p y l r o y s o k u t d s l Those are some of the letters left over after we forced coerced goaded politely convinced Richard ~ Looking for Luck! to do our "Ninja Monkey Fun" In that mess of letters, there are: 6 - Nine Letter Words More Than 6 - 8 Letter Words More Than 6 - 7 Letter Words More Than 6 - 6 Letter Words More Than 6 - 5 Letter Words More Than 6 - 4 Letter Words Your Monkey Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find at least 18 words. Please send your word list to Ninja's United! via his email, and he'll most likely send you some bananas! If you find ALL 6 nine-letter words, expect extra bananas. The Longest list, with all six nine-letter words, gets a Community Merit Badge of their choice. Pass this Newsfeed item on, and earn an extra 500 bananas. |
In my best KAREN voice; I would like to speak to the Manager, please! I need to report additional vandalism to my property. I found this nailed to my front door ... "Note: He had to force open the door; the rusted hinge..."    I wish all those celebrating a very Safe and Happy Independence Day!! |
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