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From the title and GIF, this looks like a follow up to yesterday.
Annette Author Icon - It is, just because the dice picked a similar article today. It happens.
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I've added a new entry to my book, "Carrion Luggage" Open in new Window.:
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Oh doggie, you should really be doing that under a fume hood!
I know, 🦉 Owl-oween Author Icon, aren't they the best?!?
Oooooh Chemist-Tree! *BeakerP* *Tree3*

Nice PPE. For all the good it did. *Laugh*
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One of our favorite things to do when we visited France some years back was our morning walk to pick up a baguette and some cheese for breakfast. Much better than our normal heavier American breakfasts.

And we don't live near a good bakery at home.
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Emerald, the magical cat of Oz
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After perusing your post, I couldn't pass this up... *Rolling*

🌝 HuntersMoon Author Icon - I love your awesome posts and incredibly accurate studies
I'm not a morning person. It's 22:42 after a longish day. Am I going to sleep? Not soon.
I've added a new entry to my book, "Carrion Luggage" Open in new Window.:
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That was actually my name tag at the movie theater for a while. My boss thought it was fun/funny to give us all name tags reflecting anything but our name. Apparently, I said, "Well, actually..." a LOT, so he put that on my tag for a while.

Then he put "Slooooow" on there because I was great with the customers -- always had the highest sales in concessions, but I wasn't the fastest. IDK what you want from me, dude. When we had promotions, I would always double and sometimes triple the person in 2nd place.

Do you want me great or do you want me fast because I can't be both. Also, fast might not be an option because IDK if I can give up being great. Hahaha!
Facts? What are those? *Laugh*
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There's authentic and then there's...
🌝 HuntersMoon Author Icon - That. Give me THAT.
🌝 HuntersMoon Author Icon - that reminds me of that movie Big Trouble in Little China. Supposed to be a serious film but had special effects like that. Always cracks me up.
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I feel the limits of calculus.
Annette Author Icon - Excellent! Calculus functions well as an approach to humor.
Both y'all's humor is derivative.
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So funny when Gen Alpha people write about their trauma.
Annette Author Icon - Right? Try coming home to an empty house and drinking out of the garden hose sometime.
Waltz in the Lonesome October Author Icon - You had a garden hose? I was sucking on the spigot and scraping my head on the brick.

Not a euphemism, but it'd be good one lol
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I've added a new entry to my book, "Carrion Luggage" Open in new Window.:
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I've added a new entry to my book, "Carrion Luggage" Open in new Window.:
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I know I'm not the first one to troll this comment section with a cup of tea, but Kermit is never wrong.
Oh, so NOW giphy works.

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Oh, did you say tea?
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