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Happy Birthday to you!
I hope you have a great day.
🎉 Happy Birthday 🎂 to you 🎉 here's to many more 🥂🍾🥂 May you have a blessed day.
Cinn  Author Icon
You've been awful quiet, love. Hope everything is alright with you. *Heart*
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foppotee n 1663 -1663
simpleton
What a pitiful foppotee he was, always oblivious to our jeers
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Notice that this word only hung around for one year! I can see why.
Happy New Year! Yeah, it just doesn't flow ... "April Foppotee!" *Laugh*
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snobographer n 1848 -1966
one who describes or writes about snobs
The editors scrapped the society page because it was full of pretentious snobographers
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aquabib n 1731 -1883
water-drinker
I was never much of an aquabib, and always preferred harder libations.
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Where have you been? Love the squibs you manage to find.

Merry Christmas, my friend ...
I've. been doing a lot of work in my shop and it's been taking me away from my writing. Good Exercise for someone trying to keep their weight down. Merry Christmas to you also and may your New Year be blessed with happiness.
Merry 🎄 Christmas Dart and a Happy 🎆 New 🎆 Year to you and your family

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citharize v 1623 -1692
to play the harp
If you plan to citharize, prepare to build up calluses on your fingers
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apanthropinization n 1880 -1880
withdrawal from human concerns or the human world
His life as a hermit in the woods was characterized by apanthropinization.
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Too darn many syllables! Hard to fit into a poem *Laugh* but may well explain the affliction of some of our leaders *Rolling*
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bajulate v 1613 -1662
to bear a heavy burden
Their Sherpa aides were vexed by the demand that they bajulate as well as guide.
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So glad you included the definition *Blush*

*Laugh**Rolling*
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acrasial adj 1851 -1851
ill-regulated; ill-tempered
The acrasial judge was known for her rants against younger lawyers.
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Or ... the acrasial judge was known for his obsession with underage girls *Shock2* Let's not be sexist about this *Laugh*
I'm just an acrasial judgey-wudgey *Rolling*
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A Word From The Not So Wise

My daughter's daughter was hitting her on the butt.
She called over to her brother, "Hey Noah,"
As she hit her mom on the butt again.
"Look, sound waves."
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*Laugh* That can be taken many ways ... and all of them soooo wrong *Rolling*
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IT'S BACK

FINISH THE LIMERICK

I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet

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I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet
......
Suppressing the need to fry it
He let out a jolly old hoot.
I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet
now his farts are quiet ...
but the smell is still highly acute!

I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet
But it caused quite a riot
Cuz' now his farts come out in toots!
*Sick*

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FINISH THE LYRICS

I once knew a man from Peru
Who got himself a Tattoo
An Elephant face
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I once knew a man from Peru
Who got himself a Tattoo
An Elephant face
took his underwear's place
with its trunk neatly tucked in his shoe.

C'mon - it's a limerick!*Rolling*

Hey, talking about limericks, I just remembered . . . don't I get a "Funny" MB for my winning limerick in the Daily Poem Contest, 🌝 HuntersMoon? *Think*

Cinn  Author Icon
I once knew a man from Peru
Who got himself a Tattoo
An Elephant face
was the ink interface
for the ladies' sexual zoo.

...? *Laugh* Lots of mental fill-in-the-blank there.
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A WORD FROM THE NOT SO WISE

When listening to the news,
do you get the feeling
they are reporting on a Kindergarten Class.

The President's a Moron.
I am really the first lady.
Rocket Man.
Dotard

REALLY
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I can only take the news in small bits. Too much name calling, pointing fingers and crazies getting more than their 15 minutes of fame.
I think I've heard more adult conversation in a Kindergarten Class! *FacePalm*
I really hate to see unkind "political" comments about our president. I find it unattractive.
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Good afternoon....... *Jamming*
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