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A Derg Question
How does Santa get the money needed to manufacture all of those toys? How does he pay all those elves? How does he deal with transitioning between different sectors of airspace and/or customs? Other little known factoids about our favorite jolly bearded man is also appreciated!

PS. Don't forget to set out those milk and cookies! He's a hard working guy so he needs the energy!
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He rides a sleigh through the sky being pulled by bunch of reindeer. And those are your questions? *Laugh*
When you're an immortal being, you can really clean up with long term compound interest!
Hm... Must be a some kind of time magic... Maybe technology...
A Derg Joke
Will the fox (🐺Wolfkingdom🏰) walks onto the stage where his dragon friend Gulp awaited. He produces two mallets and starts playing Beethoven's Symphony No. 5. on his scales. The crowd applauses and the fox walks offstage leaving behind a very confused derg...

"Ummm. What just happened?" *Laugh*
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!!~CHAOS~!!
"...Oh... and..."
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"YOUR BACK!!!"

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"BOOP"
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*Fox*~😋😋😋~*Fox*
"Applauses?" *Wink* *Smile*
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A Derg Apology
Man it's been soo long! I'm sorry if I caused any of you to worry, but the tech lab I'm using ha been experiencing some major issues keeping the laptops connected to the facility wi-fi. As of now I'm on the only PC that works and it might stop working again just as suddenly. I regret that I've been away for three weeks and there are over 150 Newsfeed posts that I don't have time to go over. If there are any that are either important or interesting (such as Sum1's puns/comics or wolfkingdom's posts, I'd appreciate a heads up in the form of a link in the comics or my email if you prefer.
A Derg Question
You are a spy. What is your favorite secret gadget?
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If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret gadget anymore.

A hint? Okay, it looks like an ordinary pen.
A cod piece
I actually own a knife that is designed and shaped like an ordinary sharpie and made of ceramic so it passes through TSA.
A Thankful Derg
Thank you so much everyone who helped donate GP to renew my Upgraded membership! It is only thanks to you that I can continue being your lovable derg here on WDC! I will also be responding to your emails individually with personalized messages as I can get to them.
Scribe GulpUncle Gulp

A Derg Wish
My subscription for a year's worth of Upgraded Membership on WDC is winding down. If you enjoy my Newsfeed posts and other content, please consider donating GP so I can renew my account when the time comes. If my membership get's renewed, anyone who gave at least 15k GP will receive my exclusive Heart of a Derg MB (CR guaranteed)!
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I put 15k in your inbox - Enjoy!
Same here
Chipped in and happy Derg-ing :P
A Derg Sharing Moment
Check out this song!
https://youtu.be/AGShYg_Mz_c?si=JUkF6845cNZocHnZ
A Derg Experience
Whoever said "There's no wrong way to eat a Reeses" forgot to mention that you should unwrap it first! *Laugh*
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😂😂😂
Yeah, that would certainly help!
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I'm lying in bed resting and I've been hit with an overwhelming sensation of belonging on WDC. Thank you 🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 for enjoying the growy adventures with Yani and sharing your sillyness (not to mention your floof), Krismouse for being my mousy friend, Schnujo for answering my many questions, Elf Princess Megan Snow Rose for being my dragon princess, Lilli - Coffee Elf ☕ 🎄 for being the coffee queen, and all the countless others that accepted me as the friendly neighborhood derg in WDC that enjoys leaving fun bits on the Newsfeed.
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*looks left*
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*looks right*
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*FLOOFY FLOOFS goes FLOOF*
A Derg Question
Sly Cooper has just finished a heist. What did he steal this time?
Weekend Picture

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"WHO STOLE MY DRAGO BERRY BOOM BOOM GROWTH FORMULA?!?!"
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - That would be Sly *Yani tries to hide the vial behind her back unsuccessfully.* Ok, Ok, it was me! *Downs the formula in one gulp and swells larger and larger, growing taller and taller until she was like mountain inside the city limits.* Mmm, tastes like boysenberry!
A zillion jars of chunky peanut butter
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A Derg Visit
Friendly Neighborhood Derg somehow squeezes into the Newsfeed. Anyone want cookies or maybe a derg sized hug?
Yani Makes Cookies!
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Jinglette Bellette Author Icon - maybe try emailing it to me at my WDC email?
I definitely need a hug,and chocolate chip cookies are definitely my favorite, but they have to be sugar free.
AbbyAG Author Icon - *gives both a massive derg hug and sugar free cookie*
A Derg Question
Shaggy and Scooby are celebrating another solved case. What was it this time?
Weekday Picture
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The Case of the Purloined Potsticker
It was a case of canned tuna fish a la mode!
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The world is crazy and dangerous. If just one of my Newsfeed posts brings a smile from the one who reads it then I have accomplished my goal in helping to make this planet a better place.
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Laughter makes everything better. Hear that maniacal laughter drifting over from the sanitarium? We're almost cured!! *Rolling* *Laugh* *Laugh**Rolling* *Shock2*
Nakatomi Ninjas 🥷🏻🎀 Has a good pop quiz question with GP rewards!
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A Derg Activity!
Oh No! Dr. Doofenshmirtz has another scheme and it's up to Agent P to stop him!
What Inator has Dr. D created this time around?
Weekday Picture


Note: No platypi were harmed in the making of this Newsfeed item. A bit of Dr. D's ego, but no platypi.
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The world's largest banana-spinach smoothie ever! He plans on dumping it on people.
Winter's spud❄️ Author Icon - So that would be a banana-spinach smoothie dumpInator
A ray gun that turns everything it hits into water.
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