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A Derg Joke
Mushroom 1: There's a fungus amongus
Mushroom 2: Is he a fungi?
Mushroom 1: No, he's a killjoy
Fungus: I can hear you ya know...
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Many primates, including Ninja Monkeys, consume fungi as part of their diet. They especially like them grilled!
A Derg Question
What is your favorite classic Disney villain? Which villain do you think would win in a last one standing contest (who is the most powerful)? Leave your comments below!
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Hmm... I would have to go with Hades, from Disney's Hercules.
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What, he's a actual GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD!! He'd win, hands down.
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - Very ironic because I just used my Disney+ subscription to watch that movie the other day. Personally, I'd put my money on Jafar (after he got genieized).
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - Meh, he would of been my 2nd.
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Derg Needs Help
My dragoness Yani needs a last name. Here is a picture of her:
Yani Waving Hi


Here's all her photos for further reference:
 Yani Open in new Window. (E)
Yani pictures
#2338563 by Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author IconMail Icon

Post suggestions as comments below. Her last name will be chosen on Friday.{/left}
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Ooh! This should be fun, Fun, FUN~!!
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A last name, huh...?
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Meh, what the hay. I'll toss in a idea: Dragoona
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A Derg Question
You wake up to discover you are stuck as a dragon the size of a house for the next 24h. Describe what you would look like and what you would do.
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Spud(She/Her) Author Icon - You still can, can't you?
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - hmm...maybe if I edit it a bit.
Spud(She/Her) Author Icon - Hm, interesting story...
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Edit it! EDIT it!! EDIT IT!!
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A Derg Poll
Post your thoughts below.

 Best Fantasy Archaeologist Open in new Window. (E)
Choose between Indiana Jones and Lara Croft
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Lara all the way!
BIG BAD WOLF is Merry Author Icon - Interesting, although a rap battle wasn't what I was thinking when I posted this *Laugh*.
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - There's a bunch.
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A Milo Murphy fan!
But then, I'll raise the bar with something from my childhood.

Link to video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon -
How is it that we love all the same things? It's getting kinda scary! *Laugh* Not only am I a Milo Murphy fan, but I will always be a primary fan of Phineas & Ferb. Plus I love the humor in Hamster & Grettle.

PS. The noise Perry/ Agent P makes is my second ringtone (the first is the TARDIS noise from Doctor Who).
A Derg Mood
I feel like I'm in a thoughtful mood today. Anyone want a cuppa?
Uncle Gulp
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Yes, vanilla chai, please!
Massive derg brings derg sized pastries of all sorts to WDC newsfeed. "Anyone want a derg hug?"
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*Hug1**Smile**Hug2*
dogpack saving 4premium+ Author Icon - Wraps them up in his tail like a python then squeezes them with his massive derg arms (not too much though)
A Dose of Daily Derg
Massive friendly derg wheels in a cart covered in derg sized cupcakes and invites his fellow human friends (and his foxy friend 🐺Wolfkingdom🏰) to eat as many as they want (as well as offering coffee to Lilli ☕)
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*Finnished cupcake #50 before laying down and rubs belly*
*Fox*~URP~*Fox*
A Derg Joke
What do you call a boat full of vampires?
A blood vessel!

Do you know about the molting habits of Solar Dragons?
Let's shed some light on the situation.
*FacePalm*
A Derg Question
Why do so many spooks have to be shown as either malevolent forces or entities that are trapped until someone helps them "move on"? Why can't an apparition just exist as a friend? I see no reason why such beings would be incapable of understanding love, friendship, etc. What kind of things would you do with a friend from the other side?
Weekday Picture

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Spud(She/Her) Author Icon - Dr. Ray Stantz encountered a very friendly ghost. Didn't look at all like Casper.
Humble Poet PNG - Lovely Rita Author Icon - cool! I didn't know that.
         I also wonder why ghosts are so often depicted as being white in colour. Are there any ghostly women who aren't wearing white? Long, white dress; wedding dress; long, white nightgown. Usually soaking wet and hitching a ride on a dark, lonely stretch of road. That's a too-common description. Why do we not hear about spectres of brightly costumed clowns? Why no young mothers, bestained after feeding or changing an infant? Why no naturists? I mean, they're generally healthy, but come on! None of them ever leave this physical world?

         I actually know an entity who is trapped in this world until someone helps it move on. Me. I'm also aware that there are many people around who would love to help me 'move on' --- and a few who are actively working toward that goal.
I've just edited an item in my portfolio:
 The Derg-A Superhero Story Open in new Window. (E)
A dragoness as a superhero


Added a 3rd item. Please read the items from the bottom up for the full story in order.
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A Derg Comedy Video
This is a video of an America's Got Talent comedy routine in the tryouts. Even years later it remains one of my most favorite AGT comedy routines. PS. It might sound like the wrong video when you open the link but give it a minute to build up, the misdirection is part of the act. https://youtu.be/OxxVTBdtGhQ?si=6AcOUpt-z-tII-tC
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Hahaha! Loved that guy!
Oh, and this guy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1inR2b7PS5M
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*the massive derg curls up in an armchair with his tail around him. He has a nice thick book with a cup of tea and cookies that he offers to share with others on the WDC newsfeed*
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In my humble opinion, you have achieved a state of nirvana. I envy you.
Humble Poet PNG - Lovely Rita Author Icon - As a derg there are times that I think I do!
A Derg's Thankfulness
I want to say that I appreciate so many of you. My real family lives too far to see that much so I consider all my friends here at WDC as my second family. It feels so wonderful to be accepted here despite my eccentricities (especially the derg kind).

A great blessing to you all!
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