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Take a moment and hold it tight. This is your moment. Hold your breath. This is your breath. Let it out. This is your life. Happiness can be found in between these things if you dare to look...
Happy Easter!
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Happy Easter!
This is a magical, sciency world, no doubt. Imagine yourself at the International Date Line, where stepping into tomorrow or jumping back to yesterday becomes entirely possible. Magic! Science! Same thing, again.
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This could be an interesting start to a story.
Heard this joke today: What do you get when you pour hot water down the rabbit hole?


Hot Cross Bunnies!
I visualized (briefly) a scene in which a bunch of masked people put pancakes under the windshield wipers of every car in a town. Why would they do that? I still have no idea. Why do characters do what they do?
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This sounds delightful. A comedy scene? I would read that.
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Wow. That would be interesting I'm sure. Who does what they do? I'm not sure I do either. I haven't written anything for a while either. Good thoughts.
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Who the culprits are really depends on whether the window washer fluid is also replaced with real maple syrup or the US imitation.
My Spring snow dance worked! We went from no snow to just under 6 inches in one day. You are welcome.

Have a great day!
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We were informed that we would see one to three inches of snow yesterday, but all we got was about 47 to fifty little snow flakes. I didn't count them, but I'd say it's an accurate guess.
tj wanderlust-words-in-motion Author Icon - 47=prime numberer. In Star Trek, 47 symbolizes randomness or the absurd. For some it represents mystery. Also, not finally, 47 is Silver, in case you need a 47 bullet to end the werewolf problem that just came up. And, I am outof here. (Yep, I was bored and looked this up)
It's 75 outside and sunny and I still have snow on the ground. LOL
I fully suspect most of the snow will melt today. Then, the snow fleas that blacken the snow will become sand fleas! Awesomeness!

Weirdly, I am trying mushroom coffee, and it is not bad. I think the world is off its axis a bit.
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There are snow fleas? First time I ever heard of them. *Shock2*
Elycia Lee ☮ Easter! Author Icon - Yes. Sometimes they get so thick the snow or sand becomes black with them.
I took a chance and just started a book by an author I know nothing about. I made assumptions based on the name but could be wrong. What kind of awesome name is Misty Vixen? It is actually an audio book narrated by Jessica Threet, which was the main reason I took the chance. I suspect this could be considered quirky. I had to ask what an acceptable alternative to 'crazy' and found what I was needing all along...


I tried posting this once but it didn't take. Try, try again! I posted this on one of the newsletter posts and didn't get a lot of takers. Hope you like this one! It is an AI generated image in response to a question I had on Dragons. It was cool enough to share. Thank you, Copilot!

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Jimminycritic Author Icon - Ooooh! Thank you! *Heart*

Needed an image quick and Copilot came through. I know, bad me...

It worked!
Thank you for the awesome Dragon Trinket. *DragonHeadR*
Thanks for the trinket! *Smile*
I would appreciate any one-star reviews you can give this entry. I wrote this terrible poem, and I worry it is not bad enough, but I would feel better if I received some one-star reviews! If you have entered this contest and want to give me a five star review, I would understand and laugh. I would laugh loudly, in fact. Good luck! And hurry because time is short...

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I finally brought my son home from the hospital today. He isn't a lot better but the Doctors figure he would be happier at home and they are right to think so. He had a special surprise at the hospital, though. The Harlem Globetrotters came by to visit and do a couple of tricks in his room! How cool is that? They also had some therapy dogs stop by and that was exciting also. What a day! And then he came home. On the way home, he asked to go back to the Hospital tomorrow. Not if I have anything to say about it. The Hospital is nearly two hours away from home!

Harlem Globetrotters! Oh, Ya!
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Nixie 🦊 away Author Icon - They bring good memories even in the face of the bad! Thank you for sharing!
Soldier_Mike Author Icon - Very cool indeed! I never really thought of the goodwill in hospitals before, but glad it is there. Thank you!
Elycia Lee ☮ Easter! Author Icon - Thank you for the well wishes!
Day five in the hospital with my son. Pancretitus is extremely painful! I played bingo for him and won a prise delivered by Darth Vader! Should be going home in a few days
Wish us luck!
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So sorry to hear that. PRAYERS FOR PROPER HEALING *Pray*
Just got a message saying I clocked 989 hours of listening time in 2024 and I listened to 117 books...I should have a life, 😆
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But... but that is life!
"Felix. Wait"

Why?

There was a moment when I thought you weren't coming back

"Felix. Don't"

Why?

Because my heart can still break...

This came from an audio story on Prime Video called "Impact Winter." It's a vampire story—good stuff! The girl was changed into a Vampire Overlord, a thinking Vampire of sorts. She chooses not to drink human blood but is told it is inevitable that she will.
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