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So it's Trinkey Thursday! We made this trinkey for all you space nuts!



Yeah, yeah, We Forgot to put the trinkey in – watta you expect from Monkeys pre-coffee?

Today's Features A Ninja Monkey Who Was The First Mammal in Space!

The Trinket Shares His Name, so there's no question for Banana Peels today.

But Schnujo is failing 2 classes crested a very nice post about us and some guy named Richard ~ Looking for Luck!

You can read her post here: "Note: Yesterday [Link To User brennus] Posted a Gr..."
If you do want Banana Peels, here's a simple way to earn 500!

Just Fan Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon
Click on the gray Heart *Heartgr* twice. First it will turn Black *HeartBl* then it will turn orange *HeartO*

Wanna boost those points up to a thousand?

Just do the same for Richard ~ Looking for Luck! Author IconMail Icon, and he'll send you 500 as well!


Remember to click on the Community Newsfeed; Always get the Whole Scoop!
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Beautiful.
I collect one.


Thanks for the trinket *Hug1**Smile**Hug2*
Thank you for the trinket.

I think I figured out the orange heart.
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All The News That's Fit To Fling ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday, July 26th. 2025

On Monday, the Ninja Monkeys invaded visited a member's port and pestered shared their valuable insights with the author.
You can read about that here —"Note: As promised, the Ninjas visited a port to wrea..."

Tuesday, we Monkeys told you how to keep in touch with more of Writing.Com by visiting the Community Newsfeed.
You can recap that story here —"Note: Today should be Toss a Pie Tuesday , but Wac..."

Wednesday, everyone learned something about peanut butter!
Read all about it here — "Note: Wow! It's Wacky Wednesday #1 , THE FIRST O..."

Thursday, The Ninja Monkeys shared a Trinkey (sic) featuring one of our heroes.
That notes here — — "Note: So it's Trinkey Thursday! We made this t..."

And finally, on Friday, we tested your Monkey & Penguin Knowledge.
Lookie Here — "Note: It's Monkey Fact Friday! Remember, All Gu..."

Welp, that's all the trouble we got into this week ...


WAIT! STOP THE PRESSES!! WE HAVE A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN

This Just Into the Newsroom

It seems the Ninja Monkeys Have Decided That All Bets Are Still On!

All of the Banana Peel Awards Will Be Available Until Midnight Saturday, July 26 (WdC Time!)
All Participants In Any Day's Event Will Be Included In The Pie Toss Die Roll For A Pie Toss Merit Badge

Hurry! You only have [Refresh to load countdown.] left!!
It's Monkey Fact Friday!

Remember, All Guesses Must Be EMAILED TO:

Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon


Just click on the envelope*Up*.

Today, the Ninja Monkeys will share a monkey fact, it might be true or it might be a load of rotten banana peels.

You Have To Figure Out If The Fact Is True Or False! Hopefully, without using Google or any other search engine.


*Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin*

Here's Todays Monkey Fact:

While it isn't common, there are several places on Earth where Monkeys and Penguins coexist in the wild.


*Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin**Monkey* *Penguin*

Please EMAIL your answer to Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon
Correct Answers Will Receive 300 Banana Peels, Incorrect Will Receive A Ninja Bronx Cheer


A Simple True Or False Will Suffice!
Wow! It's Wacky Wednesday #1, THE FIRST OF ITS LINE!

Please Remember! ALL ANSWERS MUST BE SENT TO THE NINJA MONKEYS VIA EMAIL


Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon Click on the Envelope to send your answer

Today's Wacky Wednesdays are in question form.

Question One – How many Peanuts does it take to make the typical jar of peanut butter? (Think normal everyday supermarket size.)

Question Two – How far would those peanuts stretch if placed end to end?

         a) the length of a school bus
         b) as far as Richard ~ Looking for Luck! can toss a Ninja Monkey (calm down, they enjoy it)
         c) from here to Lilli ☕'s coffee cup
         d) not far enough away from Ninja's United!

Please Remember ALL ANSWERS MUST BE SENT TO THE NINJA MONKEYS VIA EMAIL


*Chimp* Answer both questions correctly, get 300 Banana Peels
*Chimp* Answer one question correctly, get 200 Banana Peels
*Chimp* Answer incorrectly and you get 100 Banana Peels

Also! Participation Puts You In The Pie Toss Thursday Dice Roll For A Pie Toss Merit Badge!
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Answers mailed.
Cool beans
Answer sent.
Today should be Toss a Pie Tuesday, but Wacky Wednesday has to come first! (Go Figure)

In lieu of Toss A Pie Tuesday, The Ninja Monkeys have opted for Tutorial Tuesday

Today's tutorial will discuss the Newsfeed, and most importantly, how to see more of what's happening on Writing.com

By default the Newsfeed open to your personal Newsfeed, which looks like this:

Image for Tutorial

What you see on this page is limited to your Favorites and Fans, and let me tell you; Are You Missing OUT!!

The place to be is on the Community Newsfeed!

"Okay, you might ask, how do I get there?"

SIMPLE!!

Look at the top of the page and click on the View The Community Newsfeed Link, just like under the big, yellow arrow. (no there isn't a yellow arrow on your page)

Personal Newsfeed

It's a whole new world, featuring All the Newsfeed Action, and it looks like this:

Community Newsfeed

Now don't make the Ninja Monkeys come and haunt, taunt, and pester you.

Always click through to the Community Newsfeed!


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It is very helpful for everyone especially the newbies.
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As promised, the Ninjas visited a port to wreak some havoc spread some Ninja Cheer.

Since last Friday's Party Theme was Christmas in July, we went looking for a Christmas-themed item,
and we found this cute and funny gem.

 
STATIC
Twelve Days of Christmas Redneck Style Open in new Window. (E)
Just a country boy showing his girl how much he thinks of his girl at Christmas.
#2240257 by Legendary❤️Mask Author IconMail Icon


In, Legendary❤️Mask portfolio!

We aren't allowed to review stuff – we think The StoryMaster thinks we'd create too much mess.
But we did send an email with our thoughts. (as if we have actual thoughts)

We gave it a nine outta ten on the Ninja Scale (take that StoryMaster, we don't need no stinking stars)!

Go read it and send your thoughts to Legendary❤️Mask.
emailed please IM back
The Ninjas need to get more organized,
so they're setting up a Mischief Schedule organized by the day of the week.


Here's What They've Planned So Far:

MondayMonkey Mayhem Monday!
*Monkey* A monkey may invade a portfolio or two, create a review, send an award, or feature an author.

TuesdayToss-A-Pie Tuesday!
*Monkey* Based on responses to Ninja Newsfeed Challenges, the Ninjas will Toss a Banana Cream Pie at Select member(s).
*Monkey* Selection(s) will be made by a Dice Roll

WednesdayWacky Challenge Wednesday
*Monkey* The Ninjas will create a wacky Newsfeed Challenge. If you participate, you'll get a small prize and be entered in the next Toss-A-Pie Tuesday dice roll.

ThursdayNinja Trinkey (sic) Thursday
*Monkey* The Ninja Monkeys will create and share a Trinket, or as they call them, A Trinkey. You may have to jump over a barrel to reach them!!

FridayNinja's Freaky Friday
*Monkey* The Ninja Monkeys will share a Monkey fact, it might be true or it might be a load of Rotten Bananas. You'll tell us which to win a small prize!

Saturday Shhh!!! Saturday
*Monkey* Ninjas will most likely spend Saturday pretending to be in the Library — mainly because they're recuperating from Friday nights festivities on Monkey Island.

Sunday Suspenceful Sunday
*Monkey* A day to be wary, this is the day Ninjas plot and plan, BEWARE THE NINJA MONKEY!



*Monkey*The Ninja Monkeys appreciate your input and suggestions! Do you have an idea that fits the schedule? Let us know with an EMAIL Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon *Left*(just click the envelope). We pay well in bananas peels. You can join in the Monkey Mayhem Too! Send a membership request to the same email EMAIL, and after an exhaustive background check we'll send you a key to get into Monkey Headquarters on Monkey Island. (Just kidding, Monkeys don't do background check – you're in!!)
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FOMO!
Awesome *Ninja* *Monkey* getting bananas ready for pick up and have *EyesLeft* peeled for IMNinja's United! Author IconMail Icon
Glad to know nothing again
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The Ninja Monkeys know there are many, many smart people on WdC!

Some of them are even smarter than your average Ninja. (That's not a very high bar)

So they have a question for all of you Smarty Pants out there, without using Google (or any other search engine, wiseguy)

What is the difference that separates Monkeys and Apes?

The Ninjas will pay for correct answers ('cause they're too lazy to look it up themselves)

Please Answer Via EMAIL ONLY


Here's A Trinket For Your Troubles!

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Apes are bigger than monkeys. *Rolleyes* *Whistle* And... apes can't be Ninjas, though monkeys can, because... monkeys are cuter? *Facepalm*
*Bullet* monkeys have tails, apes have WiFi

*Bullet* apes hold grudges and silently judge, monkeys throw poo and move on with their day

*Bullet* apes can crush a coconut with one hand, monkeys construct banana pyramid schemes where you receive a banana for each friend you recruit to sell a coconut
Dave Ryan Author Icon - you've not been to a karaoke bar then?
Runs through the Newsfeed, chattering like – well, a Monkey; Drops a word search in his hurry.

 
SEARCH
Famous Monkeys Open in new Window. (E)
From Friends to Disney to Literature, there are more than a few Famous Monkeys
#2343658 by Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon
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ⱲєbⱲitϚћ is 18 Author IconMail Icon This sounds like fun.
Nice to meet you. "disABILITY WRITERS GROUPOpen in new Window.
We stayed up all night playing a silly game called "The Secrets of Monkey Island" , we never got to Monkey Island, only to someplace called Melee, which does define us.

We a bit wired this morning, so here's a WordSearch

 
SEARCH
The Secrets of Monkey Island Open in new Window. (E)
The Secrets of Monkey Island is a 1990 point-and-click graphic adventure game.
#2343328 by Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon
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Thank you for the surprise in my email! Found it this morning! *Heartp*
Oooh! Another Word Search!...*Witch*
Was fun and enjoyable.
In Honor of ⱲєbⱲitϚћ is 18 Author IconMail Icon's 18 Fun-Filled Years on WdC, Sung'manitu Author Icon has proposed that we all create Word Search Puzzles to keep her busy.

We think he wants to make sure she doesn't cast any spells!!

If you do create one, be sure to post it as a comment to his original note — "Note: In honor of the WDC anniversary of [Link To User ...", if you do, he'll send you a neat merit badge! (Ninja Monkeys don't need no badges, we're just here for the fun!)

Post your puzzle on the NewsFeed, click on the downward arrow, double-click on the numbers, then go to the note Sung'manitu Author Icon posted. Add your comment, including a tag to your post, by hitting CTRL V.

Anyway, ⱲєbⱲitϚћ is 18 Author Icon here's a puzzle we Ninja Monkeys whipped up for you. Enjoy, and Thanks For 18 Wonderful Years. Here's To Many More!!

 
SEARCH
Happy Anniversary, WebWitch!! Open in new Window. (E)
A Word Search to Celebrate 18 Fun-Filled Years!
#2343537 by Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon
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Shaman! Your bestie, Webbie!
Thank you Ninja's United!!!! *Bigsmile*
He had to force open the door; the rusted hinges squealing in protest, finally giving way. Ninja Monkey Headquarters was in a shambles. The musty dust floated in the air, clogging his nostrils and burning his eyes. The debris from the last Great Monkey Bash littered the floor, sparking memories of the glorious past. A small tear slid down his cheek as he recalled those times, but they were gone, perhaps never to return. After all, Andre the Blogging Monkey had gone silent; worse than that, the Queen had vanished. Could the Ninja Monkeys rebuild? Would they answer his call?

The Ninja Monkeys Want You!

Ninja Monkey Uncle Sam

Do you have what it takes to be a Ninja Monkey?

*Chimp* You'll need a sense of humor.
*Chimp* An appetite for adventure.
*Chimp* A rascally, fun-loving attitude.
*Chimp* And, most of all, you'll be happy to share those traits with others!

If you think you've got what it takes, send an email to Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon,
so he can let you into Ninja Headquarters.

Remember, Ninjas are shy and reclusive, and very secretive.

Do not attempt to join via this forum. Email for the utmost secrecy.


From: Hello Dad - Kid Friendly Facts

America celebrates Independence Day on July 4th, but John Adams thought we got it wrong.

When Congress voted for independence on July 2, 1776, Adams declared that date would be “celebrated, by succeeding Generations ... with Pomp and Parade.” It turns out that the Declaration wasn’t adopted until two days later. Hence, July 4th stuck.

The Liberty Bell didn’t ring in freedom that day; it was too fragile.

Despite the legend, the bell wasn’t rung on July 4, 1776. Today, it gets a gentler treatment: it’s symbolically tapped 13 times, once for each of the original colonies.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.

Most people think that all the Founding Fathers signed on the big day, but only John Hancock and Charles Thomson did. Everyone else joined the party later, most in August.

Let’s talk hot dogs.

Americans are expected to eat around 150 million hot dogs on July 4th. That’s enough to stretch from Washington, D.C., to Los Angeles five times.
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I am never touching a hot dog again. It's got to take.more than 5 seconds to line them up like that to measure them.
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