Psst... Hey, over hear... ... ...closer... ... ...Closer... ... ...CLOSER... ... ...CLOSER... ... I SAID CLOSER DARVIT! ... *hooks up a bunch of speakers to a microphone, and cranks them all up to 11 before singing loudly and really off key* ... 🎂~🎆~🎂 🎊~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~🎊 🎂~🎆~🎂 ... *a sound wave shoots out and breaks the glass everywhere in town, except at your house for some reason, and a Birthday Cake land in your hand* ... "Hm... Oopsies..." ... *spots the cake and lights the candle* |
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