The Lone Nutter

A strange woman…

You'll find a lone nutter
sitting in a chair
with a pound of butter
stuck in her hair.

Now, this lone nutter
has a job and pays her way
and apart from her stutter
she is normal, you might say.

Even though she may look fine
in her body and in her head
there's one disagreeing sign
and that is that she's dead.

This lone nutter
wanted to survive
so she got a stutter
and acts like she's alive.

She tripped while she was cooking
hence the butter in her hair
and since she wasn't looking
didn't see the kitten there.

If you point out her disability
she simply says; "I don't mind
it gives me great tranquility,
before I was confined."

Now that she's started to rot
and can't help it if she drools
they fired her on the spot
due to health and safety rules.

Today, the lone nutter explains
she has got a better career
as a zombie eating brains
although it's as a volunteer.

So, next time you are about to say
anything bad of zombies at-a-loss,
take a couple of seconds to think,
if you lost your job and began to stink,
wouldn't you be just as cross?