Mamabear

Forgot about my wife's Birthday, this is the only way I could make up for her at the time

Oh, Mama Bear, I know you're mad, I'm well aware,
Your eyes are blazing fire, that furious glare.
The urge to smack my monkey-ass, I know it's fair,
It was I who forgot your special day, so hear my one and only prayer.

I'm a monkey who can be unfair, it's true,
But Mama Bear, I always know how to make it up to you.
You're the one I fell in love with at first sight,
"I'll make you mine," I swore that very night.
Sometimes I may appear as if I don't care,
But Mama Bear, you're on my mind everywhere.
You can say you hate this monkey-ass,
But it was you who chose to marry this silly ass.
You can tell me to sleep upon the floor tonight,
But sexy mama, for you, my pants stay tight!
Ask me to leave the bedroom, right away you say?
But I'm just gonna do my monkey dance anyway!
Oh, let's dance!

Mama Bear, no need to show that angry face,
It won't be enough to make me leave this place.
Remember our oath? We swore, through any weather,
To always be right there for one another.
I may be in my late fifties now, it's true,
But with you, I always feel like I'm in my twenties too!
Oh, that's right!

I know the past few weeks have been rough, it's been hard,
But that won't ever be enough to keep us apart.
Don't you ever say you're not good enough, my dear,
For this monkey, you are more than enough right here.
Remember those times when you messed up, it's true?
All you had to do was show up in those sexy thongs, and we were through!
Oh, that's right!

Oh, Mama Bear, you don't need that angry look from your face,
You are my one and only saving grace.
Take my hand, let's have that dance one more time,
We swore to be together for a lifetime.
I'm a monkey who can be unfair, it's true,
But with you, I always know how to make it fair.
Ain't no Mama Bear as fearsome as you,
But this monkey vowed to be your one and only glue.
I know you're upset, but darling, don't you worry,
Everything's going to be alright, no need to hurry.
Let me do my secret monkey dance tonight,
You'll fall in love with me again in no time!
Just watch me in those underpants you like so much,
It'll be enough to make you smile with just a touch!
Oh, that's right!

Oh, Mama Bear, don't you ever forget this, it's my plea,
You are the one I fell in love with at first sight, you see.
Remember that promise we once made so clear?
We'd be there for each other, banishing all fear.
Growing old with you? That's my romance, my true delight,
No one else gets to see me do my monkey dance at night.
Oh, I know you can't stay mad, come take my hand,
Oh, you know I love you with all my heart, across the land,
You're the only one I've ever danced with in my underpants!

written on
23-12-2022
final edits
17-07-2024