Surf, Sand and Stolen Swim Suits

The perfect beach day gets some uninvited guests.

My plan was to have a fun day at the lake
Drinking and sunning until I was baked

A day to forget all my worries and stress
To completely relax and ignore any mess

I was excited as I could ever be
Because my crush was coming with me

My hair was was up in a cute bun
Skin aglow from a fake tanner and not from the sun

Texting my best friends to a come along
The party would be perfect I’d bring my bong

The drive there was a total blast
Singing with my besties, driving so fast

We got to the lake in record time
Our spot on beach was picked, truly prime

The weather was perfect not a cloud in the sky
A day so amazing and I was feeling so high

The sun was slowly going to bed
We wanted to continue the party instead

We all reveled in gleeful delight
Skinny dipping would end the evening, just right

Swimming attire was discarded on the sand
This day was perfect even if nothing had been planned

While were distracted in our harmless play
Little villains were on their way

Tiny hands grabbing all the clothes they could find
Nothing was left, who knew what was on their mind

I looked up see see, three raccoons
Stealing our clothes like furry little goons

Some tried to chase the devilish trio
Yelling and laughing while some screamed oh no!

Everyone huddled in towels hoping to find
Something to cover their naked behind

Most were able to find what they needed
I still had hope, my faith was unheeded

I had found my missing bikini it was on the run
No one could catch it, that little bugger had won

The night didn’t end in a miss
For my crush felt so bad he gave me a kiss