Backpack Lament

Met a tourist yesterday, scammed by a restaurant, wanted a song about her experience

Ooh, ooh, oh... Ummm,

Just another fa-rang,
Getting taken, for a ride,
Vacation starting, with a bang,
With my dollars, so multiplied.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.... Oh,

Whiskey shots, and Sing-a beer,
A night to remember (if I could),
First night out, it cost me dear (was it good?)
Wallet's lighter now, my card declined.

Just another fa-rang,
Taken for a ride,
Menu written in Thai slang,
With prices multi, multiplied.

Ordered one pad Thai,
Gotta bill twelve lines long (how will I pay)
Lobster, steak, was I high? (It's what they say),
I don't know, what's gone wrong.

Oh, just another fa-rang,
Taken for a ride,
Menu written in Thai slang,
With prices multi, multiplied.

Drunk and dizzy, can't translate,
The food they say, was on my plate,
Nothing here's making any sense,
But my travel funds?
They're now past tense!

Yeah, wallet's lighter now,
My cards declined,
I don't know how,
but I'm sure I'll find,
I'm just another fa-rang
Yeah, just another fa-rang, taken for a ride,
By prices multi, multiplied (can't be denied),
Just one more fa-rang,
Taken for a ride (a ride, a ride),
Yeah, Taken for a ride.

Edit: wondering what it might sound like? AI lyrics to music link coming soon (you don't wanna hear me sing!!)

Option B is best:

https://lyricsintosong.com/play_music/05a781c8bef0450ae473cb3f16d2b85f?utm_sourc...