Web Diary Of A Coyote: Sept 20 2025

ANGRYYYYY!!!!!

So yeah... Just got done boomeranging back from Kings Island with Tyler, his bf Jeremy and my Aunt Kathy. But a real bomb was thrown in there for atomic measures... Jeremy's cousin Jennifer... This girl apparently felt a magnetic energy with me.. Going on about how cute and nice I was. And I made it a crystal gem that I was not into her. I said stuff like "Can't we all just be friends?", "I'm moving 2 hours away" and every thing in between. I hate cussing anymore BUT I DON'T FUCKING LIKE HER THAT WAY! And she couldn't respect that I didn't wanna date her. But just about everyone was throwing lightning bolts into the water. This is why you can't be an angel in a humanoid costume. Puking rainbows upon you guys for giving me more jet fuel to leave this modern day, small time Babylon.

I still had a pretty platinum time, I guess. I was just dancing on a multicolored gem that I got to leave Scioto County for while. Kings Island is in Warren County. I especially liked all those grizzly monsters up there. Just not the monster who kept flirting with me..

Now some people might compare this to how I feel a magnetic energy with Sydney.
1. I never once told Sydney I had a crush on her. So, it's not like I told her that and she told me "Oh, I don't like you that way" but I just keep going at it.
2. Even though I do have a crush on Sydney, I would never date her BECAUSE I WANNA SHOVE THAT ROCKET UP MY BUTT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
3. Me and Sydney always smile at each other. I DO NOT keep smiling at YOU, Jennifer BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOOOOUUUU!!! I would rather date a Native American deer woman that stomps me to death than you. Now do you get it?

I found a dead mouse(Didn't kill it. Found it that way. Washed it with soap and water before I did anything) and slurped up its tail for a video.. It was my way of giving birth to a tribute to Tom and Jerry...