The dictaphone

Changing chicks on internet was fun, but Josh thought that he had better things to do. Like thinking about him.

He looked at the pile of comics on one of his shelves, and scratched his chin, thinking about all the possibilities he had to make things better. Hey, now he could be the only living superhero on Earth and no one could do anything about that, so why keeping at daydreaming on comics when he could be the real hero ? Josh ran to his shelf, grabbed a few books, threw them on his bed and began to open them at various pages, searching inspiration for the powers he should gave himself. And why should he use them ? Justice ? Well, in the books, the bad guys were always wearing flash clothes so the hero knows who he has to kick, but in real life, Josh didn't want to finish hurting an innocent thinking he was a bad guy because of some misunderstanding. Well, first, maybe he should use his powers for himself. Kick the ass of any jock bothering him, and impressing the girls... or maybe he could be more subtle... in a way.

"I could make myself super strong but... or giving myself time stopping abilities ? Or telekinesis, maybe..."