"And the Lord said to the woman, "Thou shalt marry me, and thou shalt be held higher than the angels, as my bride." And the woman said, "It would be an honour to marry you Lord." And the two were wed, and we were blessed with our holy mother, whom we do not deserve, and who rules alongside our Lord, judging our many sins. And the Holy Couple consummated their perfect marriage, and blessed us with two daughters, whom we also do not deserve, and whom we are not worthy of speaking the names of. And the Lord saw his family, and saw that it was-"
Cressida stopped in her tracks, as she felt an amazing sensation filled her body. She fell to the floor in ecstasy, as her holy robes vanished. The crowd watched in amazement as Cressida's body changed before their eyes. She grew younger, until she was little more than 16 years old. Her boobs tripled in size, as did her ass. When it was over, Cressida stood up to address the crowd.
"Behold, the power of our Lord!" She shouted. "He has performed a miracle! The ecstasy which he bestowed on me, as well as this body, are more than I, or any other mortal deserves. But he, in his infinite mercy, has decided to bestow them upon me! This is the generosity which God shows towards his faithful! Praise the Lord! For we are not worthy of his kindness!"
"Praise the Lord!" Chorused all of humanity.
After the mass, Cressida returned to her apartment, and began to pray.
"Lord, I thank you for all that you have blessed me with," She prayed. "For this amazing body, and this opportunity to serve you night and day." Suddenly there was a flash of light, and Cressida found herself in God's bedroom. There she saw the Lord on his bed. But he had 3 bodies, and each one was fucking a different girl, who Cressida recognised as Katy Perry, Megan Fox, and Mila Kunis. She saw his Holy Wife and Daughters, who were sat on the bed watching them. Barry groaned as he came inside the girls, and then pulled out, returning to one body.
"You were great girls," Barry said. "Keep this up, and you just might avoid damnation.
"We live you serve you Lord," said Megan.
"Lies!" Barry shouted. "You seek only to avoid damnation! Fortunately, I am merciful, and I shall spare you all. Now get out of my sight!"
Megan, Mila and Katy vanished, and the Holy Wife and Daughters started to cuddle the Lord, getting under the covers.
"Cressida, why are you not bowing?" Barry asked, and Cressida rushed to her knees.
"I'm sorry Lord! Please punish me for my insolence!" Cressida begged.
"I would, had you not given such a fine mass," Barry said. "We were watching from here, and we were all very pleased."
"The singing was beautiful," Samantha said.
"That I have pleased you makes me immensely happy Lord," Cressida said. "I seek only to please you."
"No she doesn't daddy!" Laura shouted. "She's just like the others! Damn her!"
"Quiet sweetie, daddy's talking," Samantha said.
"Cressida, you are the only one who truly wishes to serve me," Barry told her. "Everyone else is just afraid of punishment."
"Why do you not damn them Lord?" Cressida asked. "They are not worthy of you."
"And you think you are?" Barry asked, raising his voice.
"Well..I..uh..." Cressida stuttered.
"Do not mistake your position Cressida," Barry told her sternly. "You, like all pathetic mortals, are unworthy of my kindness. Damnation is more than you deserve. But due to your loyalty, I shall overlook this."
"I'm sorry Lord, but I just hate seeing those people dislike you," Cressida said.
"They are pathetic, but they can become blessed like you," Barry continued. "This is your task. The miracle today was just the start. Your task is to convince everyone that I am someone they should love, not fear."
"It shall be done Lord," Cressida said.
"Good, now begone," Barry ordered, and Cressida was instantly back in her small apartment.
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