(A/N I hope this doesn’t break the rule, all characters are at least eighteen when the gremlins do their thing to them but Jordan has a flash back of when his brother got pranked by them when he was still fifteen, though they didn’t do anything to him personally at the time.)
Jordan sighed as he stared at his watch late at night, he’d been eighteen for several minutes now, but nothing... All his life he has lived in the same house, a large well off two story abode with a big back yard and pool, and plenty of rooms… and neighborhood with a gremlin problem. Not gremlins like the little guys that were supposed to take apart planes in old cartoons, or the nasty hyperactive little goblins that Mogwai turned into if you fed them after midnight… no their house had real gremlins, Pop gremlins! They took people apart instead of planes, and used to be confused with poltergeists until someone caught one on film.
Of course, it sounds bad when you say something takes people apart, but that’s not quite what Pop gremlins do. They seem to have some power over time and space, and can detach body parts with no harm to the “victim” who could still feel their parts and move or use them like they could before, and could even reattach them, or stick them elsewhere on themselves or even other things and people. Of course, if that was all they did people would love them, but no, pop gremlins have a mischievous streak, and loved to play pranks on people with the parts they took, hiding them, or sticking them to things, and even some times other people.
Jordan was always entertained waking up in the morning to find out what they had done to his parents and then his older brother after he turned eighteen several year back… their gremlins seem to prefer to do their pranks at night when everyone was asleep.
Jordan grinned, he remembered the night of his brother’s eighteenth well, the fact it had only been three years ago helped. It had been a long day with a big party with friends and family, one that their gremlins seem to have shied away from… until that night when David passed out. At the time they shared a room, his bed across from his brother’s… and for weeks Mom and Dad and himself teased David that the gremlins would get him and never leave him alone for all the years they couldn’t touch him as a kid.
David had just waved them off… but sure enough on the very night of his birthday, they came, and Jordan caught them in the act by pretending to be asleep when David had started snoring, watching his bed through half lidded eyes. It took awhile, but they finally came, popping into thin air above his bed, manifesting at the right spots to avoid falling on his limbs and waking him up. There was five of the creatures, each looking like a furry little imp, devoid of any sexual characteristics and the size of a foot ball.
The five nodded to each other, working to pull down his bed sheets, exposing a tent in David’s boxers, and a big one at that, David was very well hung, and proud of his endowments. The gremlins giggled to each other, then did several rounds of Ro Sham Bo, until there was one final winner. This one let out a little cackle, and then hitched a thumb towards their kitchen, and jerked his head at the first two losers, they rolled their eyes and disappeared, only to return moments later with a large wad of paper towels.
The lead gremlin grinned wider, then motioned for David’s under pants as it clambered up on his stomach and snapped its fingers towards his head, right as David was starting to wake up. He immediately went back to sleep and stayed asleep until morning, and the other gremlins pulled down his boxers and the leader grinned at David’s large member, and placed a claw on his groin. Said claw began to glow, and it drew a circle with it, and when it was completed, it grasped his member and tugged on it, causing both his cock and balls to pop free of his groin.
The gremlin held them up in triumph, and Jordan just barely kept himself from gasping. It then turned the big member around and pressed it’s base to its groin, and sighed in contentment as it attached it, and it felt it up. It then wasted little time jerking the member off with the help of its friends until David’s penis came into the wad of paper towels, then the gremlin detached it and handed it off to the runner up of their Little Rock Paper Scissors tournament. It put the penis on and the softening member immediately got hard again.
Like the other one this gremlin sighed in pleasure as it made use of his brother’s cock and balls, until it too came into the paper towels. This continued down the line until the final one got its release, and the first one disappeared with the towel, presumably to dispose of it.
After watching this Jordan realized they must not have genitalia of their own… and so both being a horny teen and a kind hearted kid he figured the nice thing to do would be to let them borrow his for a bit, his mind racing with the things he could after his was detached. So he quietly pulled his boxers down, and kicked down his sheets, exposing his decently sized member and said. “Hey, if you’re finished with his, you guys can borrow mine.”
The gremlins looked at him stunned… and though a few looked tempted, their leader smacked them in the back of their heads, and turned to him and bowed. “Thanks for the offer kid, but no thanks, maybe when you’re older… by the way you weren’t supposed to see this…” the gremlin glared and wagged its finger at him, and immediately teleported onto Jordan’s chest, and snapped his fingers, putting him to sleep… only to wake up hours later to the sound of his brother screaming as something went plunk into their bathroom toilet.
When he checked, his boxers had been pulled up and himself had been tucked back in… and as it turned out the gremlins had gotten his brother alright, and had loosely reattached his member so when he went to piss off it came out his fly and right into the toilet. Jordan heard some giggling, and his brother yelled and called their gremlins a bunch of evil bastards, and that was that. His parents had David move into the guest room, and despite his fantasies of having a detachable penis, the gremlins ignored him, even though he left out treats for him and practically begged them to detach his member.
Jordan sighed and rolled over as it looked like it would be another night of the same… and drifted off to sleep… only to wake up a short time later with a large gift wrapped box inches away from his face, tied up with a bow and a note. Jordan immediately grasped for his member… and to both his shock and delight, found it was gone… and hopefully in this box in front of him!
He read the note and found: